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It’s Bored in Study Mondays again

I need a better title for this. I’ll be posting a new blog entitled Stupid People Irk me, it’s about things people do that make me mad. It’s going to one post with links to other mini posts explaining my thoughts on things. I’m supposed to get my package In the mail today, the dial up tour package, yay, (okay I wrote this in study earlier today and its 810 and ups still isn’t here and I’m extremely anxious) hey let’s do another would you rather because the quotes around the room aren’t interesting this time. (Originally it was supposed to be would you rather but somewhere between me trying to think and write my mind began to wander and think of quotes)

Would you rather be rich with fake friends or poor with real ones?

I think this is pretty simple. I like happiness therefore I’m going to want real friends to have fun with, friends that make me laugh and understand me not ones that are basically paid to pretend they do.

Sayings that I randomly come when I’m bored and just thinking and things that pops into my head

  1. Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day teach a man to fish he’ll starve while trying to impress girls with his new manly skill
  2. People that live in glass houses shouldn’t do anything that involves removing clothing
  3. Procrastination never procrastinates to make you procrastinate otherwise there would be no procrastination (I actually broke my brain trying to make this make sense)
  4. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me except of course if what you said was hurtful…
  5. *looks around sees a jabillion text books* I wonder if I can make a fort out of those
  6. I’m all for animal rights but I think it would be hilarious to see someone from PETA and a workers labor union society go to Macy’s during December sit on Santa’s lap and inform him that he’s overworking the reindeer and elves in the north pole and then proceed to give him legal documents threatening to sue if he doesn’t add benefits
  7. Counting sheep only keeps me up longer, I either try to stay away seeing how far I can count or get distracted around #43 and my mind begins to wander
  8. After anyone tell me my sarcasm hurts (only with my friends I wouldn’t wanna be jerk by insulting(jokingly) someone I don’t know) I say I’m sorry I didn’t know sarcasm hurts I would never ever use sarcasm to insult you. It’s not like sarcasm can be used for insults; the sad thing is they take me seriously lol
  9. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, I don’t like tootsie pops but I wanna know so bad
  10. I notice that even teachers roam the hall ways they look into class rooms to see if they know anybody they can wave to
  11. Dear Mr. Creep sitting across the room from me, I can see you’re staring at me, please stop, I don’t even know who you are
  12. -Don’t get even
    -But don’t you want the world to be balances
    – no make it uneven so it can be on the good side
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